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Q) What do you think of the current state the USA?

A) It’s doing much better now than when I was alive however I’m disgusted by the current political system which more often than not affords far too much power to complete morons.

Q) Who’s your favorite president not counting yourself?

A) I think I’ll have to go with Ronald Regan. The man kept the country afloat financially during his presidency with economic plans.

Q) Speaking of Presidents; if you were able to who would you vote for in the upcoming election?

A) It doesn’t matter. Your vote doesn’t really count. The entire election process is fixed and the winner is decided by big business. However if I was able to cast a vote I would choose Chuck Baldwin because Baldwin would eliminate the corrupt Federal Reserve.

Q) If you could have changed one thing what would it be?

A) I would have sent Al (my double) to the theatre the night I was shot.

Q) What’s something people don’t know about you?

A) I hate the name Honest Abe but it really helps when you bluff at cards.

Q) Ok, last question. What is your favorette thing about the “After Life”?

A) Well, there are two things I enjoy.

1) Fucking with George W. Bush. (I caused his pretzel problem)

2) Watching Jessica Simpson take a shower.

Some people say Weston hospital in West Virgina is haunted. People had said they’d heard gurneys moving down hallways and screams from inside the former shock therapy room. Many “ghost hunters” have visited the site and you can even go on a ghost tour.

I hate to spoil this for all of you but Weston Hospital is not haunted. It’s all a hoax! Yes ghosts do visit the site from time to time but you can say that about any spot in the world. There’s no trapped ghosts here and no real paranormal stuff going on. Just some high tech trickery.

I advise you don’t be fooled and stay away from this fake “haunted location”

Ok, I admit it I watch shows about anything paranormal. I used to enjoy ghost hunters until they began faking results to increase the shows ratings, Now I’m more a Parinormal State fan because they take the time to do a proper investigation not just get in get out like Ghost hunters. Some episodes of paranormal state may be boring but the important thing is it’s real footage and not modified like ghost hunters. People will always be interested in the paranormal so there is just no reason to fake your results and it will eventually catchup to you.

British comedian Ricky Gervais got the fright of his life when publicity for his new movie was ruined by paranormal activity in a Hollywood hotel. Office star Gervais was recently hosting a series of press junkets for his new movie, Ghost Town, at the Roosevelt Hotel in Los Angeles, but left in a hurry when spooky happenings scared him and his co-workers.

A terrified movie executive revealed that their work was disrupted by a string of supernatural occurrences.

The exec tells British newspaper the Daily Star, “We wanted the junkets at the Roosevelt because of its ghostly reputation. But we got so much more than we bargained for. A photoshoot we prepared was wrecked and two runners say they saw the figure of a lady in the full-length mirror. The final straw came when a production assistant stayed in the room earmarked for Ricky and claimed to have been freezing cold on the hottest day of the year. He said he woke up with someone whistling in his ear, even though he was alone, then heard a giggle before being pushed out of bed.”

The Roosevelt has long been known as the most haunted hotel in Hollywood after years of reported ghostly sightings.